so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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