Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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