She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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