Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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