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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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