Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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