He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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