how hairy? two words: wookie tits
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Who died my cat blue again?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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