Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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