Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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