Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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