all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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