Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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