Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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