I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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