Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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