Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I need to stop coming to work sober
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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