In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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