scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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