No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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