to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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