This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i believe in u and ur pee
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