you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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