you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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