This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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