I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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