that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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