omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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