Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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