i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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