question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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