Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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