Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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