The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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