i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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