Apparently you make a good broom.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I love how my cats smell like pot.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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