"it" just moved
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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