We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
