you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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