He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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