Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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