I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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