I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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