i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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