She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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