I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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