quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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