im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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