Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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