Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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