Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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