How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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