sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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