oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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