she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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