i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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