When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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